Ah Beng

A MBA students wants to do a survey on the perception of Malaysian Chinese towards Ah Beng in Malaysia. This are some of the questions.

Ah Beng is:
_ Culture
_ Sub-culture
_ Media Stereotype
_ Individual

What is an Ah Beng:
_ Ethnicity
_ Clothes/ Fashion
_ Behavior
_ Education background
_ Leisure activity
_ Choice of employment

Ah Beng wears?

Music that they listen to?

Their leisure activities?

Their jobs?

Bald for literacy.

I have pledge to go botak, even though i'm scared that later i really raise RM 0 (zero).
Do support World Vision Operation Botak.
You can donate by clicking of the "Donation Form" link below.

Donation Form

11 March 2010

Happy Birthday Jerine.

Pick my sister up from sunway around 5.30pm. Then head for Pudu Raya. It was super jam all the way especially Federal which took alot of time.. then at Tun Perak also jam, coz of the traffic lights... Once reach there around 7pm, got the bus ticket for 7pm bus. See she got on the bus, i left coz have to go back to sunway for Jerine's birthday dinner @ TGIF... i parked at the hospital parking near to Puduraya, which the guy didn't charge me. He just ask me to go.. Free parking o... parked for around 20 minutes leh... After tat was just jam free all the way till Federal highway. They have open the next overhead road from Hang Tuah all the way connect to the other "r" bridge tat connects to Jalan Istana. super smooth lo... no more jam, cutting in and all those.. hope this bridge dun have any defects.

Pyramid was damn pack with cars la... 2 days in a row i go shopping center, need turn so many rounds... i hate it la... anyway at the dinner was mostly her housemates, with another childhood friend, and she former roommate which she haven't seen for years. All of them so pandai joke la... the dinner was so lively, i think they can just joke till next morning.. =)

They said so many spontaneous jokes, i can't seem to remember. O ya! the waitress even brought a big present 2 pass 2 her.. we was like, "surprise!!!" it was from someone.

"People always desire what they can't have"

10 March 2010

Just now went to 1-Utama for lunch and movie. It was super packed with cars.. i had to go to both B1 & B2 to look for a parking spot. finally after 25 minutes of looking for a parking, i saw an aunty walking towards her car, and tried to "communication" with her. . . The aunty was very good . . . Wish her longevity. She got into the car, and waited for me to make a turn to her spot. She just sat in the car, and didn't let people know that she was leaving, making people think that she just got there. Once i was there, she reverse out for me to have the spot. I think i'm considered lucky also...

At the shop for lunch, bump into Charlene and her colleague from IBM.

9 March 2010 entry

In a moot court, just for laughter.

The court was starting to get noisy from all the "commotion"
Judge: Order! order!
Accuse: Teh Tarik Satu. (One cup of milk tea)
Judge: *pissed off* See me in the chamber later.
Accuse: Ok sure. You making another cup? hmm...

Last day of CNY 2010

Happy Chap Goh Mei to all readers...

Yesterday, went to my friends CNY Open house.
my last Angpau for this CNY came in last night from that open house lo..
i think this is the only CNY open house i been to this year, beside the other BBQ that i had back in JB...
when i reach there, it was bout 9.45pm already... kinda late right, coz i had to go for Mass first, then had dinner with some church frens before going over...
They ask the Lok Lok Man to come to the house o... so it was Buffet Lok Lok all night, til all the food was cleared.. interesting right... LOL~~~ sometime u can consider the next time u r having open house...

most of the young people was her sister's fren... while i mix with the Leo/Lion's for the night, since i only noe 2 person excluding her family.
most of her sister's fren from well to do family de lo... come pick their children up in E－class la，BMW la，got Porsche pun....

Alcohol sure got de lo.. few bottles of red wine was open... got Martell Cordon Bleu，and JW １８years Gold Label。。。

side chat, i wonder why recently heard quite alot 20-ish going to get married soon.... trend change back to get married early, and LEGALLY produce more babies o...

Alphabet

Remember how we use to learn our alphabet when we was still young. This is how they are taught now...


Source: http://very-bored.com

It's been awhile since i last updated my blog...
Today i will just write a short story from my life.

Lunch time topic of the day was Bangkok travel, especially the night life of it :rfrfrf:
Got many kind of show la... Thaigirl show, Ah Kua show, Go-go bars and so on la....
if u r thinking its guys who r only the one talking this, then u r WRONG... coz even girls also enjoy seeing this kind of thing... most of those on the table have been to Bangkok night life at least ONCE... got people say "this is the guys world lo"
before lunch time, my lecturer said "Big class then can sleep, rest, chit-chat, even think/dream of SEX" hahahahaha.... its just a three letter word...

after lunch, i went to the library to read some books... then some frens ask me go use the comp la.. being the kepo me... i go see the history... u wonder what people search using the uni comp? Porterhouse's~~ hahaha.... i wonder if it was a guy or girl tat type that into google...
another interesting thing was someone been to this page called "PASUM- Persatuan Anti-single University Melaya" WOW factor~~ got such a society in UM o... wonder if the other public university have such a thing or not... wonder what they do... Match-make people? or hit on those who are single and happy to be...?

I Happen to see this picture...
"No entry, except for suicide, if not transponder will be persecuted!!"

sorry tat i haven't been updating my blog for some time... Thanks to those who always come back.. Thank You~~~

before Christmas last year, i was back in my hometown, which nothing much happened...
then back to KL/PJ, been working for a few days.. and work is getting from bad to worst... its totally boring, and seems so much to do, but i donno where to fit in.. like its completely unfamiliar to me although i have been working there on and off... things have change too quickily... there seems to be no motivation for me to work there... i don't even feel like going to work each morning... :'(

Full day out with Jap students 10 Dec

Morning woke up very early then went to uni to pick up 2 people on the way to KL… we reach KL quite early, then started to walk over 2 the hotel, after awhile, the rest came, and we headed to the briefing area, which was at the poolside, and was then assign 2 our groups of the day.. My group is totally made up of 6 girls to be precise. I then had some small discussion to finalize certain things and clarify things before we get started. After we agreed, we then set out 4 our first destination.

First stop was Masjid Jamek which i ask them 2 view from the STAR lrt station, which can c more things in a bird eye view. After that was Sultan Abdul Samad building which is undergoing some renovation. Bt we juz took picture from across the road, where we can c the whole building as the background. After under the hot sun for awhile, we took the lrt 2 central market, coz they have been walking quite abit… after reach there, they took their time to look around, which ended in them buying many things. u could always hear them saying Kawaii.. coz there was so many cute and nice things… They bought many keychain, tat can write their name, each bought 2, which one is their name, 1 is bf de name gua. After bring there for close to 2 hours, we headed 4 Sg Wang, which they spend lot me time & bought even more thing.. Even wanted 2 buy wigs, those kinds that is selling 1 for rm30, 4 for rm100. bt in the end, didn't buy any. Many events happen in Sg Wang.

First, 3 got lost from the group after spending some time in a shop, while the rest got bored and started to wonder into other shops, so I followed them, and after awhile, they (the 3) also left tat shop, and I donno where they went, so after the rest had bought their things, (they can really shop, OK), then we started to look for the missing 3. up and down, up and down, in the end, we met them in one of the floor… WOW~~~ not bad, coz one of them suggest go back to one of the floor, just went up, then saw them already… this girls can really spend alot of time in a shop de. Slowly look around 4 things.

Since have found them, so we went to the ground and lower ground to look for our lunch, since it was already close to 2pm. They saw their fren in one of the shop, so they went in. The other group is lead by another person. I just reach the table saja, those girls ask me where I bought my t-shirt from, how much is it? Its like so attracted to it. I felt that since morning when the first time I walk into the place, I felt that there was a lot of eyes on me, like “walk of fame” u wan say me bluff, say me lie, say me think too much also can… coz morning when walk to the pool side, I was the only guy guide ma… some more I wearing “Cheer You UP” t-shirt.. lagi catch attention lo…

So we went for lunch at one of the fast food restaurant, and almost when I was done with my lunch, one of them was laying on the table, I thought maybe she was tired, just resting, she suddenly stood up and was in pain… so she walk towards the toilet which was close by, and near the toilet door, her tummy was very pain that she sat on the floor… I shocked d… faster ask the girls go over to have a look at her… she later said that she had a “blackout”… I faster called the tour guide, he said he will come over with the vice principle of the school to have a look. So we just stayed put till they came. Then she said wanted to go back to rest. So they send her back to the hotel by taxi.

Then came the next part, where there is only left 6 of us. So we just all sit around a table, then suddenly one of the girl hit the table, and juz went off, I was blur already~~ the rest said nothing, nothing, dun worry, then another girl chase after her, juz like in drama. After that the girl that chase out came back to said that they will go back to the hotel on their own. (No going back individually, but in a group). Have to inform the tour guide again lo… then the tour guide ask me to pass the phone to any of the Jap girls, then he told me, no need worry, just continue shopping around… when reach back hotel, i only know what went on… just my guess only, coz the I think the guide ask the Jap girl (whom I pass the phone to), to say what went on… really like mini argument lo.. They spoke in Jap, in normal voice, but I dun understand ma… The tour guide said, mayb she (the girl that ran off) was nt happy tat i always talk wit the other girl, then she got jealous gua. He said Jap girl like tat de, u must talk wit all of them the same amount, if nt they will get jealous. Means if I speak to you 2 minutes, I must talk 2 minutes to all of them… something like that gua… I was HUH!!! In my mind, coz the that girl was like so classy ma, so I just let her be lo.. maybe she just dun feel like talking to me.. Mana Tau~~~ anyway, I went to ask her for her email, but she said dun have, then I only ask the rest 4 their email so can contact them, but most dun have or forgotten.

Yuan lai i also not that bad de.. Jap girls can get jealous because of this o… maybe I the only guy among them gua… Haha.. I knew that they got something wan ask me in the morning, but no one dare to take the lead and ask.

Anyway after the 1+2 left, there was a balance of just 4 of us. So I see where they want to walk, and ended up in Giant which they bought some stuff like chill sauce???, BOH tea, rocky biscuit, and etc… then we started to head back to the hotel, while stopping at some of the shops along the way back to the hotel, which they bought some kawaii stuff + a pair of heels each.
.
After back at the lobby, we snap photo’s and so on… then I notice few Giordano bags.. yuan lai, they really went to buy the same design that I was wearing.. =.= 3 for RM100. and is not only 3 t-shirt, but at least 6/9… =.= Giordana should give me commission for that la…

Something on the vice principle, he always try to tell me things de… early in the morning, he said so much and so fast, some more I dun understand anything… but I noe he trying to say that I’m guy, so should take good care of the girls.. Then after the incident in the afternoon, when walking out towards the taxi, he said something again, but I totally didn’t understand…

After we left them, we went off to Time Square. Then since traffic jam, so the 3 of us just walk around, since we dun wan to get stuck in the madness jam… bought some items, then went for dinner… We really feel that something was missing, coz we was with them the whole day, there is like a bond, and we would keep looking out for them. Can really feel that their presents is miss… :’(

After speaking with few of the group leader, many feel that this group was better than last time (in comparision). they are more aware of things, they noe where to get on and off, the estimated fare, and communicate much more with us given the language barrier. Many few there is a touch and a bond with them even if it was just a few hours...

All the best to all of you, especially those that was in my group, “Ms Ikuko, Ms Yumika, Ms Yui, Ms Yumi, Ms Ayana, Ms Hazuki.” And the other girls~~~

Add-on
no wonder they ask me is it from the phone de... yuan lai, they often email, and do everything from the phone.
see Wiki.

Toleration?

"i can tolerate her in small amount" Those are the words from a pretty lawyer-to-be.
when did toleration become quantifiable? Toleration can count in amount de o... geng leh~~~
its like i tolerate you til 5? 5 what o? kg?cm?m?inch?gram?
toleration level then make sense gua.. =)


Today some driver, drive like they own de road, and the whole world has the whole day like them... i noe they very free, then why drive at the most right lane leh... drive slow slow, then let people pass, dun block the road la... some more wan change lane, so damn slow, wan everyone to wait... and most of them drive BMW de... i noe mine only BLM la2... but then i too pay roadtax, and have to let people pass if i go too slow ma... even if speed limit is 80, not say u drive 80 then can drive at the most right ma... right lane is for OVERtaking la~~~ so back to driving school learn, since u all so free...

爱一个人就要让他开心

感情的事基本上没有谁对谁错！彼此相容便能幸福一生。

1.不要为了寂寞去恋爱，时间是个魔鬼，天长日久，如果你是个多情的人，即使不爱对方，到时候也会产生感情，最后你怎么办？

2.不要为了负责而去结婚。要知道，不爱对方却和对方结婚是最不负责的。即使当时让对方很伤心，但是总比让他几年甚至一辈子伤心强。

3.不管多大多老，不管家人朋友怎么催，都不要随便对待婚姻，婚姻不是打牌，重新洗牌要付出巨大代价。

4.. 学会用理解的，欣赏的眼光去看对方，而不是以自以为是的关心去管对方。

5.和一个生活习惯有很多差异的人恋爱不要紧，结婚要慎重，想想你是否可以长久忍受彼此的不同。

6.有人说恋爱要找自己喜欢的人，结婚要找喜欢自己的人，都是片面的。恋人不喜欢自己有什么可恋的？老婆自己不喜欢怎么过一辈子？

7.真爱一个人，就要尽量让他开心，他开心了你就会开心，那么双方就有激情了。

8. 不要因为自己长相不如对方而放弃追求的打算，长相只是一时的印象，真正决定能否结合主要取决于双方的性格。丑女配帅哥的很多。

9. 恋爱的时间能长尽量长。这最少有两点好处：一，充分，尽可能长的享受恋爱的愉悦，婚姻和恋爱的感觉是很不同的。二，两人相处时间越长，越能检验彼此是否真心，越能看出两人性格是否合得来。这样婚后的感情就会牢固得多。

10.喜欢一个人就要它开心

What 1Malaysia seems to me

This is what 1Malaysia seems to me.

1Malaysia:
Rakyat Didahulukan, Pencapaian Diutamakan.
Citizen first, Preferred achievement.

Bia Rakyat susah dulu, UMNO senang. Pencapaian dompet Kroni Diutamakan.
Citizen difficult first, UMNO enjoy. Achievement of Kroni wallet Preferred.

1Malaysia:
Rakyat UMNO Didahulukan, Pencapaian Kroni Diutamakan.
UMNO member first, Achievement Kroni Preferred.

Why China never give Panda to Malaysia as gift

Below is meant to be a joke, it is not to be taken seriously. If you don't like it, please do not read and leave this site immediately, there would be absolutely no penalty.

怕被马X人煮来吃~？
Scared people cook and eat.

等下变种成无毛熊猫？
Later become hairless Panda

大马人夜夜笙歌，mamak档24小时营业，吹水到天亮，熊猫到处都是，又何必多此一举呢？
Malaysian night night sing k, mamak store open 24 hours, chat til dawn, "Panda" is everywhere, why take the trouble.

熊猫是non halal
Panda is non halal

熊猫在大马有被C4炸到死无全尸的威胁
Panda has the threat of being blown into ashes by C4

可能怕熊猫吃住太好，以后不回中国
要知道大马的project都是几亿几亿
可能建造一座熊猫乐园又要几亿
Scared Panda eat and live too comfortable here, later don't want go back China.
Malaysia Project all cost billions and billions,
maybe build a Panda park also need few billions.

还是怕熊猫被chop malaysia logo
然后说made in malaysia
Scared Panda being chop with Malaysia logo, later say "Made in Malaysia"

怕马X人不会养。。。
熊猫变瘦猫。。。
Scared donno how to take care, later panda become skinny cat.

熊猫怕 POTONG
要potong，然后帮p1打广告
Panda scared Potong, after that help P1 advertise.

怕大马政府拍下熊猫做爱的画面出版DVD赚钱
Scared malaysia gov take video of Panda making love, and sell DVD for profit.

等下他们拿他们喜爱的猫 跟可爱的熊猫配种。。。
Later take their cat and mate with the adorable panda.

怕熊猫会变成种族主义，发放脑残言论变成脑残熊猫
Scared panda become racism, and release brainless statement become brainless panda.

教貓熊馬來文 Kucing Beruang
teach panda malay as compulsory subject, Kucing Beruang.

国家级的什么园都半生不死的, 担心熊猫也半生不死
Zoo negara animal also like half dead, worried panda also will be the same.

因为熊猫是共产动物，不可以给种族主义国的
Because Panda is Communism animal, cannot give to racism country.

怕熊猫要进islam，每天早早起来听念经。。。
scared panda need to convert to islam, everyday morning wake up early early and listen to prayers.

怕马X人把熊猫戴上TUDUNG，列进回教。。。。。。。
scared panda need to wear tudung, and convert to islam.

不给熊猫吃猪肉
don't feed it pork.

因爲 他去了馬來西亞的動物園, 結果以爲馬來西亞只有“花園”
because after he go to malaysia zoo, thought malaysia only got gardens.

怕被從樓上丟下+怕熊猫去14楼自杀=最后简论是熊猫贪玩自己堕楼的
其他国家的验尸官来，不可亲自动手，因为没有马来西亚认同证。

scared kena throw down + scared panda go 14th floor commit suicide = panda playful and fall from the building by its own.

因为熊猫不是这里的bumi
送来要自己努力生存~
然后找回来的竹子还要分给马X人~
because panda is not bumi here.
send it here, need to work hard to survive.
and after all the hard work, need to give some to the bumi.

熊猫不能自由发表，怕会被内按发令抓去
panda has no freedom of expression, scared detain under ISA.

马来西亚会突然间说：熊猫有传染病毒。。。。。。

还会突然间，拿C4来炸熊猫，然后再抓几个道友去死刑。。。。。

如果送了给马来西亚，过后不久，纳鸡就会打电话给胡锦涛说：你的熊猫快死了，因为没有适当的环境，而且现在的了病，我们的研究所研究了一个月，发现熊猫得了X型流感，要赶快解决这个问题，不然就全世界都会怪在你的国家。
10亿马币 = 解决病毒。
8亿马币 = 从建动物园（特别给熊猫）
如果你要把熊猫送回你的国家做研究的话，价钱就不同了，就25亿马币，因为这是危险及需要非常保密，可有损中国的名誉。。。。。。。
Malaysia will suddenly said: pandas have transmission of virus. . . . . .

Will suddenly take C4 to blow giant pandas, and then sentence several Daoyou the death penalty

If sent to Malaysia, shortly afterwards, N will be satisfied to call Hu Jintao said: Your pandas dying because there is no suitable environment, but now ill, and after our Research Institute has done research for a month, they found that Panda got X-type influenza, must quickly resolve this problem, otherwise the whole world will blame it on your country.
RM 1 billion to resolve the virus.
RM 800 million ringgit to re-construction of the zoo (in particular for the Panda)
If you take back the panda to your country for research, then, the price is different. It cost RM 2.5 billion ringgit, because it is dangerous and need to be very confidential, may be detrimental to China's reputation.